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THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm, #96979
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am, #59618

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am, #59607
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


YOUR AND YOU'RE - Maybe a cartoon will help you FINALLY figure it out? Probably not.


TAGS: your you re grammar nazi
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kevin

kerkpyrrus - July 11, 2009, 5:19 am, #94914
ha ha love it! thumbsup
Agamemnon218 - September 5, 2008, 2:15 pm, #19162
Probably not...But it's nice to know what a Grammar Nazi looks like! Your tHe best, GN! oops.


TWO ANGRY CAMELS IN A TINY CAR -


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Hjernespreng

forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm, #169239
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm, #169238
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm, #169236
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?


HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.


TAGS: cant wait to hear your jokes
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am, #168010
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm, #167951
I like this.


PROZAC -




OSCAR PISTORIUS -


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am, #238722
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am, #238706
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm, #238094
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am, #238090
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.


BRAVERY -


TAGS: no one knows your fear
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 11:58 am, #232582
A very special image!


THE BLUES - dyin' lonely on a broken down cot


TAGS: find your blues name
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Thunderstrike - July 12, 2012, 10:26 pm, #237208
Skinny Killer Jackson
jonbrooke - March 22, 2012, 2:04 am, #231819
Boney Harp McGee...
MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 11:59 pm, #231609
Bony Sugar Jones!
jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:25 am, #229906
nice
jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:24 am, #229905
Boney Foot Parker
mij9179 - February 12, 2012, 5:55 pm, #229436
Boney Money Lee
Haner - February 5, 2012, 10:45 pm, #228988
Bald Bad Boy Rivers.....cool
Wytch - January 31, 2012, 11:18 pm, #228583
Ugly Fingers Hopkins
Arvantillian - January 31, 2012, 12:22 pm, #228532
Sticky Dog Brown.....hahahaha
falloutghoul - January 30, 2012, 8:01 pm, #228488
Buddy Gumbo Johnson
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:15 pm, #228310
Texas Gumbo Lee. That sounds pretty good.
GySgt1811a - January 28, 2012, 4:06 pm, #228309
Boney Legs Hopkins
beastmaster - January 28, 2012, 3:01 pm, #228303
Boney Killer Lee
pharaoh15 - January 28, 2012, 2:21 pm, #228302
Old Gumbo Franklin
nytescape - January 28, 2012, 2:14 pm, #228300
old liver jefferson
rerun - January 28, 2012, 12:26 pm, #228299

Ugly Bones McGee
pratham - January 28, 2012, 12:24 pm, #228298
sleepy gumbo lee.
Maddness - January 28, 2012, 3:39 am, #228283
Boney Lemon Parker.
caveman - January 28, 2012, 2:29 am, #228282
Skinny fingers green
Sho - January 28, 2012, 12:33 am, #228279
Blind Foot Smith
CleverUserName - January 28, 2012, 12:06 am, #228278
Sticky Harp MCGee - 5L's
Hawamleh - January 27, 2012, 11:36 pm, #228274
Skinny Gumbo Rivers, 5ls
ICEMAN - January 27, 2012, 10:59 pm, #228273
Sleepy Dog Franklin. I'm feelin' it baby.
Bizy - January 27, 2012, 8:57 pm, #228266
Buddy Hips Smith.... Yep i'd definitely be a one hit wonder
desdecardo - January 27, 2012, 8:04 pm, #228260
Sleepy Killer Brown. No relation to Cleveland.
TwistedNinjaPirate - January 27, 2012, 7:56 pm, #228258
Seen this around lately... Screamin' Fingers Davis!
LyssaGal - January 27, 2012, 7:20 pm, #228252
Fat Bad Boy Bailey. ???
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:01 pm, #228251
Toothless Liver Hopkins... that's gr5ss !
MashiMashi - January 27, 2012, 6:25 pm, #228250
peg leg bones blue


JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?


TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm, #220310
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm, #220306
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press b***ons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am, #220212
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling ****y...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am, #220198
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am, #220196
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm, #220194
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm, #220193
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm, #220190
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm, #220188
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...


STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN -


TAGS: love your woman dy2012
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by dy2012

soberjoe - October 17, 2012, 4:58 pm, #240017
Women are gifted with the strength to make sammichs not to complain about sammichs
TerrorAustralis - September 16, 2012, 1:26 pm, #239191
PROTIP for women: no matter how small you are, there will always be a man, within less than 10 miles, who is too skinny to beat you, and willing to have ***/relationship with you... being beaten is one of the perils of only dating muscle bound idiots.
Bolverk37782 - May 17, 2012, 5:10 am, #234759
Say that to a Feminist and you'll be contemplating the results from a hospital bed


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am, #256522
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am, #146133
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm, #146036
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm, #145998
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm, #145997
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm, #145986
LMAO
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm, #145984
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm, #145982
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm, #145979
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm, #145975
Its Science.


CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: christianity your point of view
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Skeeter11766 - December 31, 2009, 11:12 pm, #149241
Any creature that loves you no matter how much you suck has to have a soul.
BoneCD - September 2, 2009, 6:10 am, #114218
Thanks doof
doofenshmirtz - September 1, 2009, 9:24 pm, #113958
Bone that was priceless I have been laughing for 3 days. I don't care where it came from it was HI larious
grimfilth - June 8, 2009, 1:31 pm, #85233
true.
Signe - February 14, 2009, 9:41 am, #59595
It's really made on Church Sign Generator Dot Com
BoneCD - February 14, 2009, 6:59 am, #59589
As with all things....if its too good to be true, then it's not. Just found the pic on the net lol'd, so I ran with it!
Signe - February 14, 2009, 4:01 am, #59578
I hope you are joking
HtD - February 14, 2009, 3:03 am, #59572
Wait, this didn't actually take place?
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:45 pm, #59529
Always prepared!
Elder God Douchebag - February 13, 2009, 8:44 pm, #59528
Thanks, Captain Bobvious.
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:29 pm, #59523
It's also fake.
rerun - February 13, 2009, 7:26 pm, #59506

Now this is funny


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?


TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm, #246918
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm, #178882
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm, #178881
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm, #178869
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm, #178868
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm, #178867
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


BEAUTY -


TAGS: beer goggles beauty beholder beerholder your mom
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am, #192092
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm, #192023
5 sh**s and shes all good! excellent. 5 sh**s for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.


RIDE YOUR BIKE -


TAGS: ride your bike burns fat
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 28, 2012, 3:51 pm, #232249
That's what you get for not wearing your tinfoil helmet! But at least I don't always use my powers for pure evil intent, well sometimes...
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:30 am, #232216
I feel the need to ride my bike...Curse you subliminal messageing
Budog - March 27, 2012, 4:28 am, #232107
I love peddling my a** all over town...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2012, 7:40 pm, #232087
It also increases your health and totaly s*@ews the establishment :D


BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...


TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm, #230230
Hooah!


THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM


TAGS: close your eyes feel it
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Sho

marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm, #216427
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm, #215297
Thx.
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm, #215296
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm, #214878

fantastic
Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm, #214842

nice


STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!


TAGS: stress it s hereditary you get it from your kids matt
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Derek - January 10, 2010, 12:36 am, #151582
What's the cartoon strip called?


GIRLFRIEND TYPES -




DR OZ SAYS -


TAGS: peace in your life
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:11 pm, #155848
Woot! 5Ls.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 8:05 pm, #155814
LMAO!


YOUR CAT ON CATNIP - If you can't talk to your cat about their catnip addiction, who will ?


TAGS: your cat on catnip addiction
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:39 pm, #244734
My three cats hate Catnip. It makes my little girl kitty go insane.


YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.


TAGS: youre not drunk until grab
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - April 9, 2012, 12:19 pm, #232981
My buddy sestroyed the bushes out front of my place trying this. Lold
GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:19 am, #232971
Yeah, that’s w-a-a-a-y past trying to get your tongue to cooperate with the intelligent conversation you’re having with the urinal
mariand - April 9, 2012, 6:50 am, #232969
lol... dude, I don' know what are you talking about.


DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)


TAGS: do it yourself god jesus faith project cross
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Sean - November 22, 2010, 3:25 pm, #203619
And in the final panel, it looks like he's just popped a cross shaped ... well, you know?!
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:51 pm, #203326
If you're lugging that book around and following it by rote, yeah - it fits. Lugging the means of your own demise around to hinder your progress. It fits.
Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:06 pm, #174365
What looks like a forced march to your own crucifixion might somehow be in your best interests, but you just can't see it.
twihater2 - March 12, 2010, 11:19 am, #164052
Not about thinkers being alone, or about control. Its about accepting that His plan for us might not be pleasant always, but there is a purpose to all things that sometimes we are too shortsighted to see. Making it easier now might make it hard later.
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:58 am, #154131
Fortuneatly, what are the odds you'll be meandering around the grand canyon carrying a cross?
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:16 pm, #148821
Ummmm, have you ever been to church? That is the central message of all major religions! "Do what we say that the bible/koran/etc. says and don't question us. ever. for any reason.
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:09 pm, #148820
Oh, I get it. God wants you to suffer without knowing why. And the person who thinks for themselves and tries to better their lives, will be punished and left alone. What a wonderful message.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm, #136311
*cross
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm, #136310
And why is it shaped like a crass anyways if all you need is a plank? Are they planning on crucufying someone later? I'd say that the poster advocates poor carpentry practices. The Christians I know are way smarter than that.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:06 pm, #136309
So why did those selfish bastards ahead of him refuse to let him walk across one of theirs? It's called sharing. This poster is viciously anti-christian, and that's jsut plain wrong.
Chopperliscious - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm, #136285
I like the way he has managed to motifake a Christian message, without p***erting it, yet still making it work. I give it five for that alone. I will also give five to the person who CAN p***ert it (WITHOUT tunneling). How about - p***-Bear meets Jesus?
Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 11:30 am, #136281
Don't know where this come from but, 5/5, brother.
aerofiend - November 13, 2009, 11:20 am, #136278
This is the second of these comics that I have seen here, and I swear to you they've made more sense than every sermon that I've ever been to. Thanks mate.


PILOTS -


TAGS: love the one youre with
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:29 pm, #188085
Love the one you're (always) with ... works for lawyers too.
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:08 pm, #188055
5L


HAPPY EASTER - FROM THE EASTER TROOPER.




WE ARE THE BORG - All your base are belong to us


TAGS: borg base picard all your belong star trek
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by arsonking14

agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 8:59 am, #106359
Woodyism #153
union - August 9, 2009, 7:09 am, #106346
That is exactly how Patrick Stewart speaks.
arsonking14 - August 9, 2009, 12:10 am, #106300
Epic


TO FORGIVE -


TAGS: prisoner free yourself hug child
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Rick69

BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 2:36 pm, #229274
hey don't hate the playa :)
Rick69 - February 10, 2012, 2:13 pm, #229273
Whew, finally a decent-ish poster & yes, Hammy, you're right; I really couldn't find a better pic but this seemed... just about right. Most importantly, cheers, BNTM, I wouldn't have thought you'd be the person who'd like it so much... :)
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 9:08 am, #229255
Love it ! could have found a better picture though :) still love it though :D
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:42 am, #229251
5 to keep me out of the special place in hell. I'll add another 5 next week for the genius that is this poster. Well done!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 7:10 pm, #229234
there must be a special place in hell for whoever didn't 5ed this one. that would be the best poster I've seen so far here or anywhere else. Kid got talent. :)
Reality Lord - February 9, 2012, 6:13 pm, #229229

real real nice


FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: kicked your ass at boxing
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 7:06 pm, #186683
That is all i use cause well that is what i got so.... yea.
pzykosiz - July 27, 2010, 7:03 pm, #186682
No problem. I'll see what I can do with MS paint. (I'm not poor, I just suck at using ph**oshop)
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 1:29 pm, #186652
I agree with Grey here psy. Make the whole pic a bit bigger in whatever program you generate it in and then it wont get all pixelated. 5L
GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 9:02 pm, #186535
OK, psycho, like the style, text needs a little better clarity to read. 5L
pzykosiz - July 26, 2010, 8:58 pm, #186533
RL? I'm pzykosiz
GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 8:54 pm, #186531
RL, like the style, text needs a little better clarity to read. 5L


I AM NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID - I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking .


TAGS: not saying youre stupid thinking
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Budog

jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:20 am, #233622
epic face palm


CREATIONISTS -


TAGS: dinosaur bones fossil your mom
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 27, 2014, 7:26 pm, #255475

no
EmilioDumphque - June 27, 2014, 10:43 am, #255474
So..God is intentionally screwing with our heads to trick us into hell? What a ***k!
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:10 pm, #195519
Feel free to PM me then if you want to carry on this topic and not have the mods skin both of our hides.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:33 am, #195123
BTW, sorry to Reality Lord for hijacking his mot over this discussion that could probably still go on several messages and not fully cover every aspect of the variation in creations theories.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:31 am, #195122
That would, to some extent, explain the Cain/Land of Nod quandry in Genesis, after Abel's murder.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:29 am, #195121
Since there aren't living relics, some say that species have just changed slowly over time, since there haven't been full skeletons found that explain evolution, and others say that evolution worked, and then God came in during it and gave humans souls.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:27 am, #195120
As to the old views on evolution, that's where some break away and some don't. Some argue that the Creator left in place ways for species to change over time including evolution, while some say what scientists are calling evolution is just genetic drift.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:24 am, #195119
Yes and no. Literal reading of Noah's flood is still kept, but since Abraham & Sarah were leaving Ur of the Chaldeans around the time of Hammurabi, and Abraham was several generations away from Noah, a prehistoric flood isn't out of the question.
matt28 - September 22, 2010, 6:38 pm, #195061
But all that covers is the debate of the age of the universe... So are the old views on evolution or a literal reading of Noah's Flood still kept?
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:33 pm, #194887
Older creationists didn't have the mathematical formulas necessary, so they took the chapters in Genesis as literal 6 days, when several other places time is symbolic (day is as a thousand years and thousand year as a day, y'know).
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:31 pm, #194884
Now, taking into account that with an ever-expanding universe, viewing time from outside, it's exponential. Factoring in the growth, 6 observed days outside time relates to about 15-20 billion years inside time.
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:29 pm, #194883
Okay, matt28, I'll try. "Modern" creationists observe that if the Creator could create time & space, said Creator would be observing time from outside, not inside space-time. So from the origin, space continually expands.
matt28 - September 20, 2010, 5:03 pm, #194739
Just out of curiosity - and this is not meant to be a baited question - can someone explain the difference between 'modern' creationists and the other kind? Because every creationist I've known has been a full-bore "dinos on the Ark"-type creationist.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:21 am, #194677
Good s****** up. I'll just refrain from voting, since I normally 1 bomb anti-religious posters. Modern creationists don't find evolution and creationism to be that far apart.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:04 am, #194658

the captions found in my poster do not necessarily reflect my personal beliefs. its just humor. ( can you see me s****** up to get a 5L from god boy there?)
Anonymous2 - September 19, 2010, 11:09 pm, #194638
*sigh* Not all of us creationists believe that.
matt28 - September 19, 2010, 9:12 pm, #194588
My, what large herbivorous teeth you have. Just the thing for munching on melons in the Garden of Eden.


YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THE KITCHEN - Would You Care To Repeat It ?


TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by MustyK

shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm, #236483
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm, #218818
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm, #212038
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm, #209414
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm, #209413
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am, #209397
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm, #179290
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am, #173837
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am, #173836
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am, #173834
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm, #173783
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm, #173777
*whips out sh**gun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm, #173750
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey **** my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm, #173746
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich


IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you




PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm, #165161
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.


TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am, #174713
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am, #174698
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am, #174694
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am, #174693
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm, #174007
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm, #172567
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L


let's find out -


TAGS: start your engines
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

premiumgrade - October 2, 2014, 3:54 am, #256878
How sweet. 5 well deserved Ls.
maoworks2 - August 23, 2014, 7:38 am, #256314
I Second That !
Greeny - August 22, 2014, 9:16 pm, #256309
lol


THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...


TAGS: thanksgiving enjoy your holiday *****les
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Budog

twill1962 - January 12, 2013, 7:51 pm, #242408
Iron Eyes Cody, real name was Espera Oscar DeCorti, born to 2 first-generation Italian immigrants
MashiMashi - November 22, 2012, 3:33 pm, #240862
We use to use that tear clip at the end of our join lacrosse add.
thatwasfail - November 28, 2010, 9:32 pm, #204557
What does that Sicilian have against Thanksgiving?
Budog - November 25, 2010, 11:51 am, #203944
Cloudchaser, don't feel bad I remember them too...
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:18 am, #203940

those were great commercials, they should still run them far as I am concerned
Cloudchaser - November 25, 2010, 11:15 am, #203937
Iron Eyes Cody. The crying Indian in a litter commercial. Dam, I'm old


THAT REEKS -


TAGS: crawled up your b***n died
Rating: 4.61/5

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deathgod753 - April 15, 2011, 1:12 pm, #216484
lol
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 1:33 am, #216362
nice one steph... looks like great minds think alike :)
steph1 - April 13, 2011, 2:38 pm, #216330
like the idea - have a look at #186 over at "dig my dog"


BUDDHISM - Basically be nice or you will be an insect in your next life. Oh and don't squish that mosquito it may be your bad uncle Jeff.


TAGS: consider yourself enlightened
Rating: 3.17/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 17, 2013, 8:01 pm, #244392
I that is shlung?
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:19 am, #239214
That's not Buddha, that's h**ei!
frostandrew - May 24, 2011, 11:49 am, #219012
Buddhism doesnt celebrate reincarnation, in fact The last Buddha denied it lol Fail......the fact that I know this is even more of a fail -__-
Derek - June 3, 2010, 7:23 pm, #178969
You 'avin a laugh? 'E's 'avin a laugh!


PENMANSHIP -


TAGS: write your name in snow
Rating: 4.95/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:15 pm, #207837
You weren't complaining last night.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 1:54 pm, #207835
... or "NEEDLEMANSHIP" as the case (of beer) may be ...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 9:40 am, #207807
It's all about perspective....with her it's like tossing a h** dog down a hallway anyways....It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale.
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2010, 9:34 am, #207806
she told me, said it was really cold outside, and the "pencil" was right down to the eraser
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 9:28 am, #207805
I spelled "Grey Scorpion is lame" last night...but you'll notice it's in your Mom's handwriting.
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 9:08 am, #207803
With what??? Never mind.
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2010, 9:00 am, #207801
We did it!! It took a case of beer, and numerous tries, but Moo+ finally remembered to dot the "i" in "Scorpion"


WE ARE LEGION -


TAGS: anonymity guy fawkes liberty orwell and your mom
Rating: 4.76/5

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GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 9:09 pm, #189944
Brilliant, very well done RL, very well done. 5L+
spacedog - August 18, 2010, 7:42 pm, #189935
5L. Well done.
Airman - August 18, 2010, 7:09 pm, #189931
very well done
Derek - August 18, 2010, 5:53 pm, #189919
Your best ever :})
Hawamleh - August 18, 2010, 5:07 pm, #189913
Nice One :) 5ls, But Careful Pissing Off Those Bastards, They Are Pretty Good At flooding And What-not.
Faceplant31 - August 18, 2010, 4:15 pm, #189911
AMSOME!! One of your best RL! 5L and fav'd


DEATH -


TAGS: live your life well be remembered for doing good
Rating: 4.64/5

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steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:31 am, #238358
I've carved my name on many people's hearts...that reminds me-note to self-pick up new butcher knife...
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:29 pm, #189089
Beautiful! 5L
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:09 pm, #189042
I feel motivated, what the hell?
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 2:06 pm, #189040
I'll carve my name on her heart....right after she watches me hold it in the palm of my hand...and it beats for the last time....5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:00 pm, #189035
Powerful rerun. 5L


LAZY FAT CAT -




LONELINESS -




CATNIP -




AGING -


TAGS: happy birthday rerun tribute don t it make your brown eye blue
Rating: 4.14/5

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forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm, #192690
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am, #192670

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am, #192668
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ReRun!!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm, #162850

I seem to remember this poster, d*** you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm, #162849
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm, #155445

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm, #155444
There's only one of you here? d***, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm, #155443

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm, #155442
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am, #155441

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am, #155439
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am, #155436

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am, #155423
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am, #155422
Ya know, rerun looks d*** good for a centenarian.


COLLEGE -


TAGS: college youre in the real world suck it up princess pzy
Rating: 5/5

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GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:30 am, #198413
"do to"? 5L


HEY BUDDY -


TAGS: how to tell your buddy his fly is open
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Bartimaeus - August 15, 2010, 9:59 pm, #189589
Though that wink makes me uneasy...5
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 9:38 pm, #189586
Thank you Sir, may I have another? ;)
Cubbybear - August 15, 2010, 9:19 pm, #189582
Very funny Mr.Iceman 5 cool poodles


83RD ACADEMY AWARDS - OSCARS -




CONVICTION -


TAGS: there you go shooting your mouth off again
Rating: 4.97/5

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crankyhead - March 16, 2012, 2:20 am, #231442
5h**gun!
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 1:30 am, #231441

Love it~~


DANCER -


TAGS: you can dance anywhere even if only in your heart
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:26 pm, #200313

absolutely stunning. fav'd of course...5 without question.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:29 pm, #200204
Ha!! a Texas pole dancer! me likes!!


THINK FOR YOURSELF - While it is still legal ...




WALDO'S ADVICE -


TAGS: bin laden waldo hide advice navy seals your mom
Rating: 4.48/5

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Derek - May 5, 2011, 3:44 am, #218097
Not a very good Wally (Waldo). He's always center-stage at Macworld.
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 10:57 pm, #218093

lolz martin....i gotta steal that one.
martin81 - May 4, 2011, 7:21 pm, #218070
haha cool one! but this is better: http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bin-laden-killed.jpg
tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 6:22 am, #218024
Hilarious, made me laugh... even at 6:00am in the morning.


MIKE HUNT - He really need your kittens


TAGS: mike hunt needs your kittens
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 6:16 pm, #151466
Roadkill is no good... tigers need exercise.
Dr. Rusak - January 9, 2010, 6:13 pm, #151464
would roadkill do?


AMBER LAMPS -


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm, #192332

the dude actually has "i am a m**********r" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm, #192329

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm, #192319
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm, #192318
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL


FOOD FOR THOUGHT -




SLAVES -


TAGS: freedom vote corporations your mom
Rating: 4.44/5

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Sho - July 4, 2012, 1:52 am, #236975
Still wondering how you do it. 5L
Reality Lord - July 3, 2012, 12:17 pm, #236957

plutonomy vs democracy. will the republic survive?
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:20 pm, #236939
Gah. Thanks for demotivating the crap right out of me. -sigh- Back to work tomorrow to pay for my wife's d*** dream house.
Derek - November 17, 2010, 3:40 pm, #202911
[We're silent, because we've not any choice]


SVETLANA GRUEBBERSOLVIK -




STFU - And GTFO


TAGS: teacher stfu gtfo fail your doing it wrong
Rating: 1.67/5


SNIPERS -




NEWSPAPER TAXIS - appear on the shore waiting to take you away




SEEMS LEGIT -


TAGS: doit yourself lasik
Rating: 4.44/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:04 pm, #252612
Obama plans on giving us all home surgery kits.


STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT -


TAGS: wish isa dream yourheart makes
Rating: 4.4/5

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Airman - April 16, 2012, 7:18 pm, #233441
totally agree. he was right. let's move on now. I have a nap coming up
Hawamleh - April 16, 2012, 7:10 pm, #233440
If the criticism is on the mark, it doesn't matter where it came from, when he starts going off the makrk, that's when you hold him up. And a few trips between goldmedals don't matter none Airman haha :D
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:35 pm, #233433
I knew it was a repeat when I saw it, but I've seen a few comments from this member and a**umed he was a reg I've never heard of based on his criticisms. Turs out he has 6 posters and no posts. A little fresh to be policing our site like a greybeard
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:32 pm, #233432
my first thought was Did I repeat one? I have done that before.. the age thing is a b****
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm, #233431
We need to get you a badge officer pengen..... try a few more posters before you bomb on on a respected member no matter how deserving they may be
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm, #233430
and I added my 1L
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:28 pm, #233429
i found it.. never saw it before..
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:25 pm, #233427
it is? what number is it..
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:16 pm, #233426
this is already a demotivational poster 1L for repeats


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

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crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm, #242015
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm, #142194
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm, #142175
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm, #142171
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am, #142030
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am, #142028
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am, #142027
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am, #142026
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am, #142022
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am, #142019
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm, #141868

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm, #141863
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm, #141832

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm, #141827
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm, #141825
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm, #141539
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm, #141499
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm, #141470
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm, #141468
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm, #141467
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm, #141464
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm, #141458
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm, #141457
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm, #141453
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm, #141450
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm, #141448
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm, #141447
5 HooRahs!


YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.




life is but a dream -


TAGS: row row row your boat
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rick69 - May 18, 2015, 6:47 pm, #261255
This is sick... Could you link me to the picture source, please?
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:40 pm, #261062
Muther?
Oldsod - May 4, 2015, 6:58 am, #261050
That's one big mosh pit!
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 4:51 am, #261044
ROTFL!!! What'd you have for dinner before you went to bed, RL? That looks like Taco Bell! LUV it!!! 5 LOL lions!
Greeny - May 3, 2015, 3:34 pm, #261034
Every preschool wall should have this hanging on it.


HANDGUN SAFETY -


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am, #215402
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am, #215401
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm, #215254
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am, #215196
Fanta5tic!!!


THANKFUL -


TAGS: your jouney in life hard
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - April 27, 2012, 11:00 am, #233895
Appreciate it guys and girl
Hawamleh - April 27, 2012, 8:23 am, #233889
Amsome
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:40 pm, #233875

This is just a perfect poster. 5uperfine!~
crankyhead - April 26, 2012, 4:59 pm, #233867
Gorgeou5
Rick69 - April 26, 2012, 3:43 pm, #233861
... And there are those who simply deserve a 5L for a marvellous poster...


REALITY -




OPINIONS - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: opinions shouldn t change your life
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

falloutghoul - May 8, 2012, 3:33 pm, #234368
Without his face, he's SlenderMan with hair.
M0rd3kaI - May 6, 2012, 4:02 am, #234245
Thank you lady Vernon, much appreciated.
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 8:52 pm, #234171

Excellent, Sir Mor!~~


MEN CRY - It's likened as to when one craps their pants - both are held in as long as possible. But once it starts it won't stop until finished. And nobody wants to be in the room with either.


TAGS: men cry crap your pants
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 24, 2013, 3:49 pm, #244631
Lol! Exactly! It can't be done.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:29 pm, #244582
It’s like trying to cut off a pee stream after six beers.
falloutghoul - March 22, 2013, 8:10 pm, #244580
And those that stay in the room are either true friends, or completely oblivious.


Jesus Christ -




MOMMY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU... - See, she cleaned your jar for you... And turned on your night light... Sweet dreams, my darling.


TAGS: see she cleaned your jar for you
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - May 20, 2010, 2:27 pm, #176907
Thanks... I won't stoop to low humor... see, no blenders!
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:00 am, #176876
Twisted.... so i love it. Nice work Chef
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 2:52 am, #176855
I'm in awe. 5L


EPIC TRAVEL SAFE -


TAGS: skid mark protected just mix with your dirty laundry on the floor
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am, #148169
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am, #148168
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am, #148167
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am, #148166
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am, #148165
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am, #148164
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am, #148163
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am, #148162
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the a**umption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am, #148161
down the list and smack a 1L on every d*** poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am, #148160
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am, #148159
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a ***k, I'll call you a ***k. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am, #148157
LMAO
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am, #148155
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it d*** 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am, #148151
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am, #148146
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L


ENGLISH - Who Needs It???


TAGS: all your base are belong to us ayb aybabtu
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Mito

engineer - October 6, 2009, 1:08 am, #124274
Cheat Codes: Win Wars


END YOUR MISERY - Shoot Your Boss




AMBITION - "Because if you're not the lead dog in the team the view never changes"


TAGS: and if you are somebodys always trying to stick his nose up your ass
Rating: 2.79/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:08 pm, #138920
Too graphic right away sean! I will warm up with this one.
mooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 11:35 am, #92042
Excellent. 5 Lions.


HEREOS -


TAGS: childhood hero big brother your mom
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:25 pm, #219967
Beautiful. Nice to see you make some more posters RL. 5L
Airman - June 13, 2011, 11:45 am, #219938
very nice
Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:55 pm, #219926
Sweet.. Fav'd


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY -




GOOD AIM -


TAGS: because it is your poop
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

NotoriousGIL - April 26, 2011, 2:19 am, #217345
LOL CLA55IC!
Reality Lord - April 25, 2011, 2:37 pm, #217275

nie....lol!


OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death Star


TAGS: november challenge star wars your lack of participation in the challenge is disturbing
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 9, 2009, 10:32 pm, #135446
Now that's evil i could be a part of. I love Funny Hats!
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:17 pm, #135401
Fantabulous!
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 4:58 pm, #135345
ZOMG...I LOVE the furry boots...


A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER - Life is far to short to carry grudges around with you... Address the issues.., move on, and lose the Chip's... Unless they're covered in Ketchup..!!




TROLLOLOL - What? You mad bro


TAGS: happy halloween trolling your night
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by axe11154

motifayk - November 20, 2011, 7:57 am, #225974
No bro.... not atroll


SO, - How was your day?




home -


TAGS: home comfort be yourself
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 9:33 pm, #249983
I had to google tribbles, very funny! :)
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:59 am, #249969
Oh gawd, Tribbles!


BUSINESS -


TAGS: mind your own
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Sho - June 11, 2011, 12:15 am, #219861
Cool song


DRUNK AGAIN - It's 3:00 am you should call your ex you know she totally wants you


TAGS: drunk again call your ex
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 3, 2012, 6:19 am, #227208
lol


SHREKS TOOTHBRUSH -


TAGS: thats massive like your girlfriend
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Grimgravy - April 15, 2011, 4:15 am, #216457
I cringe at the thought of what that brush is really used for.
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:53 pm, #216359
Cute one CBaked.


BROKENHEART -




HOUSEKEEPING TIP OF THE DAY - Keep several Get-Well cards on the mantle. If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean


TAGS: just a tip from your uncle airman
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:14 pm, #120318
Also, if people think i'm sick - there is a good chance they'll piss off and leave me alone.
Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:13 pm, #120317
Thanks man! Buying a house this week and I'll have give it a try.


CANADIAN AIR FORCE -


TAGS: they are tough at bombing your golf course
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CANADA - December 18, 2009, 3:35 pm, #146631
i doubt he would still be flying. top gun came out way back in 86.....old timer
Derek - December 18, 2009, 3:30 pm, #146627
When Top Gun came out I remember reading that the "top gun" in the US-military was actually a Canuck. Now as for these "friendly sire" incidents... tell us about them!
Danomite - October 6, 2009, 7:52 am, #124303
Odd how our pilots are better, more experienced and have fewer friendly sire incidents. Them geese sure are good.


PROUD PARENTS - Every time this Picture is viewed, his mother cuts her wrists a little deeper


TAGS: pride proud ginger gangster kid how to make your parents cry
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by WeAreAllFucked

M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 9:59 am, #232580
There is a problem with your statement R.S.Jake... the braces might cause the projectile to ricochet...
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:20 pm, #154583
Only if he puts it in mouth and pulls the trigger.
rerun - January 20, 2010, 8:12 pm, #153328

you really wnat to give a kid with that facial expression a real gun?
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 8:06 pm, #153327
that's just a bb gun


THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...


TAGS: the skittles touch king midas touch losing your manhood to the skittles curse
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by pitbull

TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:31 pm, #229207
"Get on your knees and taste the rainbow" What he has there is the ultimate powers of recycling...he doesn't need to use the bathroom.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:40 am, #152312
Upgrade to LMAO!
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 1:39 am, #152311
d***it, that actually makes sense.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:37 am, #152310
LOL
boeweizer - January 12, 2010, 1:36 am, #152308
just make some gloves out of mashed skittles


freedom -


TAGS: free your mind mariand
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by mariand

maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 11:27 am, #251660
You Got It !
GaryO - November 18, 2013, 8:04 pm, #251084
One of your best, mariand. Simply profound.
Greeny - November 18, 2013, 3:18 pm, #251082
Amsome - 5
motinet - November 18, 2013, 10:11 am, #251080

DEEP


GETTING FIRED - Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're screwed.


TAGS: on your own
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by spanko1

spanko1 - February 2, 2012, 3:27 pm, #228743
Thank you kindly.
forseti - February 2, 2012, 3:20 pm, #228741
some very nice posters today! You're on a run! 5L


SOMETIMES - I need something that only you can provide Your absence


TAGS: sometimes i need your absence
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:33 pm, #222793
Already got that one covered :) (check my gallery if you'd like) haha, thanks for 5L's though :D
davidelite10 - August 9, 2011, 4:02 pm, #222788
5ilence is golden al5o
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am, #222761
Yes... Yes it is lol thanks
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am, #222760
Thank you :) much appreciated
crankyhead - August 8, 2011, 10:33 pm, #222728
5weet 5olitude.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:50 pm, #222725
Nice one M0rd3kaI.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:39 pm, #222705
Or that xD "...toward my loneliness" can then be the following line lol
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:28 pm, #222701
or you can add: "but compliments are always welcome" xD
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 4:38 pm, #222699
Thanks, I will withdraw the above mentioned statement for you (lol)
gas - August 8, 2011, 2:19 pm, #222690
very nice! 5L


INTERNET TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: they re coming for your nuts crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:19 pm, #196447
Love storing nuts in their mouth.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 8:45 pm, #196364
I always wondered who they were.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 8:22 pm, #196361
Feeling a little Squirrelly? 5 acorns


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